Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.
i’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly
sometimes i look back at my drawings and im like
"hey maybe i can actually pass off as a serious artist"
but then i look through my files and
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES